Septic Tank Truck sign reads:
“We’re #1 in the #2 business”.

Sign over a gynecologist’s office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

At a military hospital-door to endoscopies:
“To expedite your visit please back in.”

On a Plumbers truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

Pizza shop slogan:
“7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:
“Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

At a towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

On an electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”

I recently purchased a home in California that is severely termited and has dry rot in the main support beams so they need to be replaced which is pretty expensive I was told at the time of purchase that there were minor repairs like replacing the kitchen faucet and sink and the rain gutters I also had to replumb the entire home because the plumbing was all corroded I was a first time buyer and I feel I was taken advantage of. Is there anyone out there who could give me legal advise regarding if I can do anything about why I wasnt told about the termites or dry rot? Please Help!!!!

i am thinking of studying English Literature at Sussex university but i could not find any information about studying English Literature there, by the way I’m Jordanian (an Arab ) i want to study abroad.

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I am so fed up! we moved into our house in april and there was damage from the get go. the floor boards upstairs are peeling up, one of the bedrooms has water damage, the tub leaks and when we moved in there was paint chips everywhere (which stated in the lease there werent)
As of last thursday my toilet has been leaking. i contacted them on friday morning, 8AM. (its now sat) to get a plumber out here and noone came. I contacted the emergency number tonight and he said he would contact the plumber and call me back! I did not get a call back!!! the worst part is, is i am 38 weeks pregnant and having to deal with a flood in my bathroom. it has started leaking out of the bathroom into the hallway! I am out of towels to clean this mess up too! its ridiculous. shouldnt they be concerned? isnt this just a lawsuit waiting to happen? from the tub and now the toilet…there is mold everywhere i can see it growing up the walls. I am not wanting to bring my newborn into this house! does anyone know if its possible to get out of a lease with all my problems? would i need a lawyer?
thanks if you can help! i am at my wits end and really need some advice on what to do.
I have taken some pictures also. its kinda hard to see the water in the pics but i got couple good ones.
just to add details for GWB…There is mold A@@hole. im not an idiot. My father was a mold Mitigation consultant so i know what im talking about. There were leaks in the tub before the toilet leaked. There was no valve on the toilet, this is an old house and the guy who came and fixed it today did put one on for me so i could stop it next time. Also, the leak happened Thursday night at like 10pm. I called them friday at 8am so dont tell me i waited a whole day!
i am 9 months pregnant and about to bring a newborn in this house! this is a lawsuit waiting to happen~especially since they waited til today to fix it.
Maybe ive been here 6 months but like i said I am bring a newborn in here and the bathroom is not sanitary!
just to add details for GWB…There is mold A@@hole. im not an idiot. My father was a mold Mitigation consultant so i know what im talking about. There were leaks in the tub before the toilet leaked. There was no valve on the toilet, this is an old house and the guy who came and fixed it today did put one on for me so i could stop it next time. Also, the leak happened Thursday night at like 10pm. I called them friday at 8am so dont tell me i waited a whole day!
i am 9 months pregnant and about to bring a newborn in this house! this is a lawsuit waiting to happen~especially since they waited til today to fix it.
Maybe ive been here 6 months but like i said I am bring a newborn in here and the bathroom is not sanitary!
just to add details for GWB…There is mold A@@hole. im not an idiot. My father was a mold Mitigation consultant so i know what im talking about. There were leaks in the tub before the toilet leaked. There was no valve on the toilet, this is an old house and the guy who came and fixed it today did put one on for me so i could stop it next time. Also, the leak happened Thursday night at like 10pm. I called them friday at 8am so dont tell me i waited a whole day!
i am 9 months pregnant and about to bring a newborn in this house! this is a lawsuit waiting to happen~especially since they waited til today to fix it.
Maybe ive been here 6 months but like i said I am bring a newborn in here and the bathroom is not sanitary! the whole floor needs ripped up and replaced!
oh, you so pissed me off! do not talk to me like i am stupid

brighton boilers

Right..

I’ve got an existing boiler installed, a combi Gloworm model – quite old at that, and it needs to be changed as I keep having problems with it.

I was wondering:

1 – How much it would cost for a new Glow-worm combi. boiler?
2 – How much time it would take to be installed by a professional plumber?
3 – Approximate installation fees?