A plumber has quoted me £2500 for a new boiler, but I have just seen a boiler in B&Q for £400. what’s the difference?
Surely it can’t cost £2100 for installation? All I need is the old combi boiler taking out and a new one put in.

On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite Us To Your Next Blowout

Sign over a gynecologist’s office:
Dr. Jones — At Your Cervix

On a plumber’s truck:
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

On a plastic surgeon’s office door:
Hello! Can we pick your nose?

At a towing company:
We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We just want tows.

On an electrician’s truck:
Let Us Remove Your Shorts

On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push!

At an optometrist’s office:
If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.

On a taxidermist’s window:
We Really Know Our Stuff

In a podiatrist’s office:
Time wounds all heels.

Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

In a veterinarian’s waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.

In a restaurant window:
Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.

And…

At a propane filling station:
Thank Heaven For Little Grills

and with the travel and time change i didnt take a dump for 5 days so he gave me a laxative to help me go well the next morning i went i spent almost a hr on the toilet and when i flushed i went to the store when i came back he was pizzed the toilet overflowed and ruined his carpet dripped thru the floor into the basement and shorted out his electric water heater when i got home he sent me a bill for the clean up and repairs i think this is not only rude but cheap on his part i was a guest and he did give me the laxative besides he lives in a old house so i feel the plumbing is not up to code your thoughts on this?

Right after completion of a home that was built, the customer moved furniture into it. There was a leaking pipe upstairs and it caused water damage through the ceiling to the bottom level of the home where it leaked onto a used, leather couch.
The next day, the contracter sent the plumber, sheet rockers, and painters out to make all of the repairs. Everything was done quickly and efficiently within the next 2 days.
However, there was water damage to the leather couch. The couch is used and has some dog scratches and worn places. After the water dried there was a light mark about the size of a large pan on the upper corner. The contractor volunteered to have it cleaned, which would cost about $500.00 including pick up and delivery, or give the customer the $500.00 cash outright to put towards the purchase of a new couch.
The customer feels that the contractor should pay for a brand new couch……WHAT DO YOU THINK?

the shower has a 1.5 bar minimum requirement. my plumber says that there might be a problem with poor quality pressure.