Survey: Has This Ever Happened To You?
Okay, today the hot tap in my shower got stuck (no water was coming out at all) so I had to phone the plumber to get it repaired, he (because it was an emergency arrived quite quickly) he had got into the bath (the shower is an overhead one) and as he was sorting the tap out I just said aloud.
“I’ve never had a man in my shower.” to which I quickly apologised his reply was “I’m glad to hear it.”
So do you ever see things that are just begging to be made into a joke? If so lets hear them.
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LOL.
nawww.
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I think plumbers should only be women.
did you know only 2% are in the U,S.?
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Yes I did, but people just didn’t seem to get it. Am not one that tells very good jokes.
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LOL…that’s funny.
I usually make jokes like that, but of course I can’t think of them right now.
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Funny you should ask. Just last week at the mall food court a girl threw a coke in a young guys face I asked if he would like fries with that. Everyone laughed including him. He was in shock. Teenagers I tell ya.
This one is my brain not thinking as fast as my mouth. My brother in law who I cannot stomach came up to me at a family gathering and said “Do you know I had open heart surgery” I quickly answered “No, I didn’t know you had a heart” I wish my brain could keep up with my mouth. But, my statement is so true he dosen’t